chasingriversong:

drawing-disaster:

in the middle of the night

For my tumblr friend Chasingriversong

This is stunning. Thank you! It really captures the love between them.

matthewbrownn:

If this isn’t the most accurate description of Mason Verger, then I don’t know what is.

innsmouth-looker sent:

(for any fandom/s you choose) which character gets ridiculously excited about birthdays and holidays and goes ALL OUT on the decorations?

needlekind:

god in any other instance i’d probably make you pick a fandom because i’m so indecisive BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE

HOW FUCKING EXCITED

PETER QUILL GETS

ABOUT BIRTHDAYS

THE SUBJECT COMES UP AND HE IS LEGITIMATELY SCANDALIZED ABOUT THE LACK OF BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS; “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY" HE YELLS IN TOTAL GENUINE SHOCK AS YOU CAN EVEN KEEP TRACK OF A PROPER YEAR WHILE TRAVELING ACROSS PLANETS AND GALAXIES, AS IF HE ISN’T TALKING TO 1) AN ASSASSIN RAISED FROM BIRTH TO BE MORE WEAPON THAN HUMAN, 2) THE RESULT OF REPEATED INHUMANE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS, 3) A LITERAL TREE, AND 4) drax, i guess

oh my god he throws the biggest most obnoxious birthday parties, the ship gets covered in banners and confetti, inside and out—they literally fly across the galaxy with big banners across the ship’s flank reading “HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAMORA” or whoever’s birthday it is in at least five languages.

the unfortunate birthday person always gets a party hat. the first time one was put on rocket’s head he literally ate it, and on groot’s first birthday party (peter and rocket worked together to kinda fudge a date) he was still so small that the party hat just kinda engulfed his entire self. drax’s party hats are always much too small for his giant head but he wears them all day, it’s hilarious. one time they took gamora out to a bar for her birthday in her party hat and she fucking weaponized it when a fight inevitably broke out.

there are always cakes and they’re always huge and fancy and peter spends way too many units getting them custom-made. i’m talking, like, cakes the size of drax for drax’s birthday. for weeks after a birthday party all they eat is leftover birthday cake, it’s horrible.

peter sets up this elaborate fireworks show for rocket’s birthday and he’s like that’s cool i guess, then they land the ship on an asteroid peter has been spending way too long covering with an explosives grid and he’s like, have at it li’l man happy birthday, and rocket almost cries a little

he spends the longest time scouting out the perfect planet to hold groot’s birthday on and he finds it, it’s almost entirely uninhabited except by largely harmless critters and it’s like one of those really colorful beautifully designed terrariums except an entire planet and they just let him run wild. he learns how to grow so many new different kinds of flowers and peter just stuffs the ship with groot’s favorites and the Milano smells like you just fell facefirst into a garden for months

drax’s birthday parties nearly always involve roaring drunkenness, bar fights and just kind of letting them happen, and Regret

gamora’s birthdays are so simple and so traditional, presents and pin the tail on the donkey and a pinata and everything—it’s all so childish but gamora loves it, and peter thinks it fits; she should get something like a childhood back

also oh my god holy shit can you imagine peter getting really excited about terran holidays. can you imagine peter having no idea how to sync up a terran calendar to whatever the fuck kinda space timekeeping system he’s got going on though or even when the dates of most terran holidays are anymore so out of nowhere he’ll just yell from down the hall HALLOWEEN IS NEXT WEEK and so it will be. peter will stroll down the halls whistling carols and everyone’ll be like “i guess christmas is coming up” “again?” “didn’t we have christmas like three months ago”

they land on a planet with a nice big market to spend the extra units they earned on their latest huge mission and just as they walk out of the ship peter goes “by the way, valentine’s day is tomorrow; don’t forget to buy me chocolates”

(they do get valentines for each other; rocket rigs a gun to make blasts in the shape of hearts, gamora has somehow figured out everybody’s favorite treats and gets way too many of them, groot grows the most beautiful bouquets, and drax emerges from black market stalls with literal fucking hearts torn out of some unfortunate space creature and he’s like, are hearts not given as displays of affection and peter’s like Holy Shit)

(additionally: they’ve all figured out that valentine’s day precedes peter’s birthday by not a lot, and they’re working on their presents already; rocket won’t stop complaining about how many units it’s going to cost to get a perfect replica of the Milano in cake form but freaks the fuck out at the bakers for mistaken details, the nebula pattern on the party hat gamora has prepared moves like the hat’s a universe in and of itself, drax has the words “happy birthday star-lord” written out in one hundred and thirty eight languages so far and more banner-making materials in his possession than is probably legal, groot can create perfect replicas of a wide range of terran flowers and keeps learning more, and the crew is almost done picking through different songs from across the galaxy that, based on tempos and melodies and patterns and silliness, they think peter would like so that they can finish Awesome Mix Vol. 3)

Miracle + character development

(Source: archiekennedy)

tags:
#pedro pascal

(Source: mancandykings)

(Source: ohsebastianstan)

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon)

(Source: peekaaboo)

tags:
#blah men suck
Anonymous sent:

How is ''female queerness constantly undermined and invalidated by men''

thetalkingguineapig:

”she’s just experimenting” ”it’s a phase” ”she’s confused” ”can I watch?” ”can I join?” ”you’re a lesbian? that’s hot” *continues to hit on you*  ”you’re bi? wanna threesome?” ”lesbian sex doesn’t count” ”girls only do it for boys attention” ”she just needs to find the right man” ”I can change your mind” ”if you use dildos that means you really just want dick”

tags:
#hockey

exemplaryetoile:

Sometimes I take a moment to think about all the hockey players frolicking about in the sunshine right now, playing with their boats, out on their lakes etc and I’m so happy they’re getting all that fresh air and sunshine

BUT SOON THEY WILL BE HERDED BACK INTO THE ICE DUNGEON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER FOR OUR PLEASURE BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[x]

(Source: bbuchanann)

funnythingshappen:

Don’t tell me to “calm down” when I am watching sports. I will stab you in your throat.

tags:
#make it law

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

(Source: podalecki)

tags:
#river
#firefly

“That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain.”